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school suspension stories
So when I was in da godt dam 6sht grade n shi im got all da hoez n shi. So dis one bit one to get sum of my produce if ykyk and I wennt to da godt dam bathhroom and shi went down but I slapeped da hell outta her than ran cuase ion wanna be a daddy. Then I gotta damn susspenzion. still sip drank till that day. dam
shit went down cuh
I ga my ass suspenzed fo throwing cheese type shi at my homies in lunch
That’s funny. I got suspended because of the cartel let me explain. So i was on r/cartel, when I came across a post asking if any person wanted to join. This was a partnership between el chapo and the sicilian mafia. So anyways, I joined th business and rose in the ranks, becoming a mob boss. but then, my principal caught on and i got suspended
Bigrice I give da carrtel 40% of there money cus of dat nose candy n shi. gotta love it.
I got suspended for three days because I was accused of hacking the school phone system. I ran a website on a VPS called n.eko, it’s a remote browser and uses the WebRTC protocol which is very low bandwidth. Because there was something wrong with the phone lines I was flagged and they used me as a scape goat because they can’t do their job. The administration believed it and suspended me for three days. I can tell you that my very low bandwidth website with WebRTC and TCP/IP was not effecting the SIP phones.
I changed my friends grades to a 100 and hacked the teachers computer.
PackRapGod I got suspended for a week.
shi daz wild I ga suspended fo making arsenic
dats what we call da click
Ni I got suspended for throwing a chair at a teacher (she be a grandma). I also got suspended bc I brought my strap to school (opps prtection)
Ni I got suspended for throwing a chair at a teacher (she be a grandma). I also got suspended bc I brought my strap to school (opps prtection)
they gott a godt dam metale dectecata at my school cause I brought my blicky.
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I be getting suspended for throwing shi at my moofukin teacher and bc I be on this ho
When In da 7sh grade or sum shi I waz smoking some extremee gazz. so when dis fine asfff thotsiana came up to me I was fuckin seeing rainbowz n shi.afta I did the deed n shi i realisede I was at da zoo and I fuked a monkey. they simila to human thogh so it valid.
I put ma blikky in ma bag n brought to to school. AP found da shi and ga me suspended
I brought a blicky and oin da saime say I inhaled sum gaaz and I wus in da galaxies so da teacher saw me flotin and shi my eyes were blue so I started levitating in this bitch and I actrctied attentions so I said dat I had a coulerful jetpack on this ho and she almost believed me but then she checked and whooped ma ahhh
I got suspended cuz I got caught fucking a disable person in the school bathroom
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I got suspended from making a sped kid go in the bathroom pull down his pants and make him suck me off with the gawk gawk 9000 extra grip and i creamed so hard it went all over his face and he started screaming and the teacher caught me and him naked, him spazzing out with white stuff all over his face.